WAVE 1

Join The Crew. Stay for the Chaos.

HEARTBREAKER

If you have a heart, he'll break it.

DAPPER

Ego driven. Mic Dropping. Superstar!

FLYBOY

Pilot: Have a plane will travel...very hard to find.

FAQ

Got questions? We’ve got answers. If you have some other questions, you can email us but we're not responsible for the pandas chewing it up.

Are these toys for kids or adults?

Let’s just say: if your kid has a vinyl shelf, a beanie with chainstitch embroidery, and knows the difference between matte and gloss finish… sure, it’s for them. Otherwise? These pandas were raised on late-night cartoons, heartbreak playlists, and streetwear culture. Handle with nostalgic caution.

What’s inside the blind box?

A mystery panda. One of six limited-edition misfits, each dipped, painted, and packed with unpredictable attitude. No, we can’t tell you which one. That’s not how “blind box” works. That’s how spoilers work.

Will these ever be restocked?

Nope. Once they're gone, they're gone. Like your ex. Or those pizza Lunchables. We don’t believe in second chances—unless it’s a deluxe wave drop (but even then, totally different sculpts). Stay alert.

Why do they look so… emotional?

Because life’s hard, bro. These pandas are built different: anxiety with abs, drama with drip. Each one wears their heartbreak on their sleeve (and sometimes on their face, chest, and feet). They're you — but fluffier.

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